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Power of prayyer – a judge's dilemma
A Judge’s Dilemma
In a small town, a person decided to open up a brothel, which was right opposite to a church. The church and its congregation started a campaign to block the brothel from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business.
Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the brothel and it was burnt to the ground.
The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the brothel owner sued the church authorities on the grounds that the church through its congregation and prayers was ultimately responsible for the destruction of his brothel, either through direct or indirect actions or means.
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons for the act of God. As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:
‘I don’t know how I’m going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a brothel owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire church that doesn’t.’
Dirty Mind…..
It was professor smith’s first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome from the students, followed by their intro.
To start with, he planned to put forth a question to the class. He said, “Well students, before we start off with today’s lecture, let me ask you a simple question on human anatomy”.
He gazed across the classroom, spotted a female student Suzie, and said, “Tell me Suzie, which part of the human body grows 10 times its original size when excited?”
Hearing this question, Suzie’s face grew pale in embarrassment, she replied:” you should be ashamed to ask such a question to a female. I am sorry, but I can’t answer your, this question”.
Thwarted by the girl’s reply, professor smith rolled on his sight around the classroom afresh, to find out if there was anyone else who could satisfy his query.
This time he located a male student Henry, who had already raised his hand in affirmation to answer the question, and allowed the lad to go ahead.
Henry answered: “pupil of a human eye”.
The professor applauded for the boy’s accurate answer; then turned back to Suzie and said: “look, Suzie, I am sorry but, I must tell you a couple of things:
(1) You lack knowledge
(2) You have a dirty mind and
(3) Your Expectations are too high !!! (10 times .. .. Huh .. .. MY GOD !!! )
Infinite loop – How will you come out of it??? :)
Deadlock
Too good!!
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.
Secretary makes call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don’t have class ‘coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.
Grandpa(the 1st boss 😉 ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.
Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can’t give you company.
Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don’t worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .
This is called deadlock